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No nonsense.
4 score and 7 years ago i fucked so many girls…haha yooooo
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hah okay lez do it i like viruses
Me: Doesn't feel like masturbating
Me: Masturbates anyway
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
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every time i see this, my heart fills with joy
Every time I see this, I worry that it’s a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world.
both are good
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